What is love? Well, shit don’t ask me because I don’t have a single fucking clue. Trust me, I’ve had my fair shares of thinking the guy I’m with is the love of my LIFE! Ha, what a dumb fucking idiot I am. None of the guys I’ve dated have EVER, been the love of my life. Must say I’ve dodged a bullet with all these guys I have dated in the past. That’s right, I’m fucking single. Single as a pringle if I say so myself. I am on the market for some good Di.. I mean for a good man. Because, you know, I want to find my true love.
That’s what I’m looking for, my true love. It’s a plus if he can give me good dick though. Maybe I should put that on a sign, “SINGLE WOMAN NEEDS GOOD DICK and true love.” Nothing to out there you know? I know, I know, I sound desperate. I just want to find my true love. And dick.. it’s a bonus for me what can I say? The last guy who I thought was my true love decided that he didn’t know what he wanted. Other than to fuck me anytime we were together. Telling me that I was even BETTER than his ex of 10 years. How crazy is that? Me, better than her?
I think he lied, but maybe mama just knows how to work it.
Fuck, he was damn good with that mouth of his. The connection we felt, the feelings, and the penetration. God damn, I’m getting horny just thinking about it. NO, quit thinking about his cock. You are a happy single woman, and you can get better cock from somewhere else! Like…that toy that is hidden in your closet. No man can compare to that amazing little toy. I mean, it’s no man, doesn’t give me all the touchy, feely, kissy things that I want… It gets the damn job done okay?! Quit worrying about my hopeless romantic, dick craving, single woman self!
I’m fine, I’m perfectly fine! At least that’s what I tell myself. Everyday, for the past three years. YIKES!
I guess I should be honest, about why I haven’t dated in 3 years… shouldn’t I? Alright, you asked, so be it. It’s because I have this wall built up. I only open up so much to a man I’m with. Needless to say, there’s only ever been one man in my life that I opened up to. You know who that is right? GOD! Mother fucking GOD! Nah, I’m just fucking with you. It was a guy. No need for the details because I’m over that.
Seriously, I am over that.
I tried not long after dating someone. I can’t even count it as dating. We didn’t last longer than two weeks. He gaslighted the fuck out of me. I as a woman who knows what she deserves kicked his ass to the curb. HA, that rhymed! Seriously, whether you’re a man or woman, do not let a person gaslight you. You deserve so much better. He did that shit and he was lousy in bed. Sad, he could’ve at least given me good dick. I mean, I wasn’t asking for much. You just gotta work with what you got and add in some spice.
He left out the spice.
Non spice boys.
Oh shit, I haven’t even introduced myself yet! My name is Amber, you don’t happen to be my true love, or um, have good dick do you?